she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
Heck yeah, I needed to know about this.
Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
I want to live in there
i did, i think i streamed all of them except for maybe karkat’s and feferi’s a million years ago? kanaya’s and eridan’s lusi already shown in-story and feferi’s swamp monster would be coming up very soon. i don’t want to bother searching through awful old art to find every lusus i have drawn but i do remember tavros’ shark and i still like these pictures enough to link to the post they are in.
i got another ask about this so i’m going to redraw all of them and put it in a longpost, but here is a bad drawing of eridan on his noble steed in the meantime
majestic as fuck
so cute and cuddly(omg waist ribbon)
this needs to be a fic
there are not actually words to describe how much I want Kittentits Vantass: Pale Porn Star fic.
Not. Even. Words.
Everyone knows Kittentits Vantass—well, everyone old enough to understand the cultural norm that is the romantic four square. His knack for intimate conciliation with overwhelming charm has earned him a name for himself. There’s not a single troll on Alternia he couldn’t woo with whispersoft succor and featherlight paps.
Yes, the illustrious Vantass has become a renown sensation for his pale allure, a sultry sensual voice for the pining moirail. His exquisite centrefold spreads draw you in with empathetic doe eyes that beg for your trust and outstretched hands that ache to console your deepest distress and wring out the pain.
You find yourself hopelessly taken in by his sweet, disarming countenance, his smile knowing. Oh he knows.
He balances you. He completes you. You would be lost forever without him.
This is wrong. You have a moirail. You shouldn’t be indulging in these infidelious thoughts, shouldn’t be wondering how buttery his voice would sound shushing away your distress or envying those lucky ones that get to share his pile.
You scan the three page sprawl with mounting excitement, drinking in every welcoming curve. You can feel your face heating up but you can’t help yourself; he is simply too divine, so perfect (perfectly unattainable).
Your fingers wistfully trace the page, childishly wishing magic was actually real so you could summon him to you and experience his mollifying energy in person—
"Haha ERIDAN are you looking at pale porn again?” Feferi’s voice is a bucket of ice water dousing your illicit fantasy. You immediately try to stash the magazine but Feferi snatches it out of your (now clammy) grip and coos at the cover.
"Oooooh, can’t blame you. I want a piece of that too."
hOLY FUCK LACTORIA ILU I SW E A R
lmao this au deserves fiction
literally the best AU
Without the text :9
Tuna… get your finger out of there…
I know I’m really bad at this??
but I had to translate it to Simlish. It was calling me…
I WAKE UP TO THIS
I’M GONNA CRY
Yes good someone did it.
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